Conspiracy theories about David Beckham for sale here. Piss taken out of Gary Bettman (it's a commodity Canadians never tire of) here.
Concerning that last FC entry, I did think it was a little strange that the authors of today's big Balsillie scoop in the Post chose to describe Southwestern Ontario as "a market that serves the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Ottawa Senators and the Buffalo Sabres." Usually we tend to speak of businesses serving the public, rather than the other way around. But given what I've seen of the arena debate in Edmonton over the past year or so, I'm inclined think Tedesco and Rook probably got it exactly the right way round. We, at least, are a market serving a hockey team...