Are you keeping up with my Maclean's blog? Because, frankly, I get to see the visitor counts in the server log and I'm not at all convinced that you are! I'm very disappointed. What do you need, an RSS feed? There is one! Do you need a Twitter feed? I have one! Do you need an RSS feed of the Twitter feed? Incredibly, this is feasible! I don't know what else your mother and I can do for you. We've tried so hard.

I make a cameo in the latest edition of Martin Newland's Abu Dhabi newspaper, The National. It's just like Newland, isn't it, to have chosen the right emirate.